Tuesday, July 11, 2006
¡Yo Programo, Entonces Yo Existo!
imports theonebody.believer.*; imports family.*; imports inclinations.technical.*; imports hablar.Español; class What { private String it; boolean canItBe; public What(String whatIsIt) { this.it = whatIsIt; } public boolean getCanItBe() { return this.canItBe; } public void setCanItBe(boolean forReal) { this.canItBe = forReal; } public String getIt() { return this.it; } public void setIt(String newIt) { this.it = newIt; } public toString() { return "Guess what, everybody! " + this.it; } } public class Yo extends Christian implements Husband, Daddy, Brother, Programmer, Student { private Wife becky; private Kid[] kids; public Yo() { becky = HotMomma.getInstance(); kids = new Kid[1]; kid[0] = new Baby(Family.BOY); } public void breakTheNews() { What theLatest = new What("David has a blog!!"); theLatest.setCanItBe(true); System.out.println(theLatest); } public void brag() { System.out.println("Oh, and in case you're the last to hear, " + "WE'RE HAVING A BABY BOY!!!!!!!!"); } public void preach() { System.out.println("If you confess with your mouth, \"Jesus is Lord,\" " + "and believe in your heart that God raised Him from the dead, " + "you will be saved!"); } /* * Explanation: This is here because people tend to turn into their * own parents (i.e. treat their kids the same way) when they have kids. */ public void turnIntoMyDad() { // Note: This was considered a bug in the genetic code and was // "summarily" ( <--whatever that means ) removed. // jumpTheFenceToShootArrowsOnAHolidayWithAReporterRightThere(); System.out.print("It's time to seek the Lord.....aaaat "); family.DadActions.lookAtWatch(); System.out.println(Calendar.getInstance().getTime().toString()); } public static void main(String[] args) { Yo me = new Yo(); me.breakTheNews(); me.preach(); me.brag(); // The following code may turn up in a future release (no!!!!!!) // me.turnIntoMyDad(); } }
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Very clever. I don't know what the last function is about . . . but I like the other functions :) --especially brag.
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