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In this AOL instant message conversation from sometime in 1998 or 1999, David, Josh, and Tim lead one of Tim's high school classmates on to believe that David is withholding some juicy information from her regarding a "noodle incident"--an intriguing teaser taken straight out of a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip.
Unfortunately, AOL only saved a portion of the conversation back then, so if you didn't save early enough, or if you overwrote the file, then you lost some of the conversation. This appears to be the final portion of this conversation.

SeeJaneTyp: yes??
FC Zwicker: My fingers are tired.
SeeJaneTyp: gq= very handsome
SeeJaneTyp: no they're not
SeeJaneTyp: type with your toes then
SeeJaneTyp: :)
FC Zwicker: I'm not buying it--does GQ stand for Grossly quirky?
SeeJaneTyp: no havent you ever heard of the magazin gq? its a mans fashion magazine
FC Zwicker: oksasd I;asn tyoep; wekd myoa rtodds neoaw.
SeeJaneTyp: all the hot guys are in it
SeeJaneTyp: was that really with your toes
FC Zwicker: Ok, so when I get the issue with me on the cover, I'll tell you all about the noodle incident.
SeeJaneTyp: no thats to long
FC Zwicker: Ok, do you know Dorothy Miller?
SeeJaneTyp: its umm a decade issue
SeeJaneTyp: no...... why
SeeJaneTyp: oh yea
FC Zwicker: Never mind.
SeeJaneTyp: no i do know her i forget last names
SeeJaneTyp: really i do see i already forget your last name
SeeJaneTyp: what is it again?
FC Zwicker: OH, and I already forgot the details of the noodle incident.
SeeJaneTyp: no you didn't you remember now and isnt your last name zwicker?
FC Zwicker: Oh, yeah--it is! Thanks.
SeeJaneTyp: :P phtt and you remember the noodle incident too
FC Zwicker: Well, ffft fft to you too.
SeeJaneTyp: i didnt mean it it was very stupid of me
SeeJaneTyp: it was irrational thinking
FC Zwicker: Yes it was. I'm leaving.
SeeJaneTyp: nooooooooooooooo
SeeJaneTyp: no im sorry
FC Zwicker: Was it typical female irrational thinking????
SeeJaneTyp: yes im sorry
SeeJaneTyp: now about that noodle incident
SeeJaneTyp: you were saying
FC Zwicker: very sorry?
SeeJaneTyp: very very very sorry
FC Zwicker: Falling-on-the-floor-and-groveling-and-drooling-and-begging-for-forgiveness sorry?
SeeJaneTyp: with all my heart
SeeJaneTyp: yes that too
FC Zwicker: No, you have to say it.
SeeJaneTyp: ok falling on the floor and goveling and drooling and begging for forgiveness sorry
FC Zwicker: In ALL CAPS so I know you didn't cut and paste.

Labels: aol, ims, the good old days