Tuesday, March 01, 2011

 

Noodle Incident Chat - Part 2

Fully convinced that she's missing out on a juicy gossip story that David won't tell her, and after shamelessly begging for David to tell her about it but only being thrown the bone that it has something to do with a "Dorothy Miller", Tim's classmate (SeeJaneTyp) falls hook, line, and sinker for the old use-one-of-your-5-AOL-screen-names-to-pretend-to-be-someone-else trick.
David, Josh, and Tim gladly let her dig herself into a hole by playing along with her manipulative tactics and then take the opportunity to pounce with the final "gotcha" before she realizes she's been had. Note that the things mentioned at the end were all references to earlier conversations between FC Zwicker and SeeJaneTyp which have been lost in cyberspace forever.

Dorth314: Are you the girl asking about the pool thing? David e-mailed me and said you were getting nosey.
SeeJaneTyp: um well david said something about you and tim losing your virginity that night and i was like no way but he swore
Dorth314: HE SAID WHAT??????
SeeJaneTyp: yea
Dorth314: It wasn't anything like that. Do you want to hear it?
SeeJaneTyp: sure but why would david lie
Dorth314: He's a jerk. He asked me out once and I said no.
Dorth314: He didn't talk to me for like a month after that
SeeJaneTyp: hmm so he did lie what a jerk he'll hear it from me
SeeJaneTyp: no one casually lies to me ever
Dorth314: You go, girl
SeeJaneTyp: so what did happen
Dorth314: Ok so like me and tim just decided to eat lunch in his pool that day
SeeJaneTyp: right
Dorth314: so then we start laughing and everythings going good
SeeJaneTyp: thats cool
Dorth314: anyway, i said something, i don't remember what it was and then his root beer went all over the place.
Dorth314: even in my food.
Dorth314: :o(
SeeJaneTyp: ewww spew
Dorth314: i know. so then i show it to him and he starts laughing even harder.
SeeJaneTyp: are you serious
Dorth314: and his NOODLES were sticking out of his nose!
SeeJaneTyp: noodles??
Dorth314: We were eating spaghetti
SeeJaneTyp: eww so mean the noodles were in his nose
Dorth314: Then david starts running away laughing, holding his camera in the air.
SeeJaneTyp: ew david ;( but that is too funny
SeeJaneTyp: what about tim
Dorth314: So I tried to get it from david, but tim beat me there.
Dorth314: Oh, By the way, I don't really have a dog, cat, or braces.
SeeJaneTyp: that must have been VERY interesting
Dorth314: There is NO pine tree.
SeeJaneTyp: i knew that from the begining
Dorth314: THERE IS NO DOROTHY!!!!!!!!!! S U C K E R!!!!!!!!!
SeeJaneTyp: :o
Dorth314: YOURs truely, David, jOSH, TIM
SeeJaneTyp: ahhhhhhhhhhh

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